Where have I been?

Wow, nearly a year since my last post. Ewwww, that sounded so Catholic confessional! Haa haa. Anyway, my life is on the roller coaster of a ride still. Will be moving to sunny Socal in a few months. Looking forward to dry weather. I'm a bit done with the rain.

Moving and more moving

The last few days have been a real treat! (jk)

Sometimes people can just be plain stupid and it negatively impacts you and those around you. Luckily the universe and karma is holding our hand and all of the pieces we have been missing begin to fall into place. It's called blind sided by life. It is fortunate that the slap in the face was more of a wakeup call to show us the correct way instead of a horrible realization that we were doomed.

Green is the color of grass. Grass is food. Food turns to poop. Poop turns to food for grass. And, it starts all over again. There is nothing new we are just replaying a cosmic DVD to keep the kids quiet on the journey through the universe.

Cracker Dust

Oh poop! I had put some of those handy-dandy saltine cracker serving size packets in my coat pocket with the intent to snack on them when I get the nibbles. Well, that was about a week ago. And, wouldn't you know it, I forgot they were in there. I've been sitting on my jacket and throwing it here and there; all the while those wonderful saltine crackers have been pummeled into dust.

There's nothing wrong with the contents of the packets mind you. It's just... do I want to have a mouth full of dry mush to chew on to alleviate my hunger? Tis the quandary I pose to you...

Finished Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is the first HP book I've finished reading where I was left completely pissed off at the outcome of the book. Not only is Dumbledor dead, but Snape turned out to be a right git. It took me a good three days to stop feeling so miserable and mad. I can't wait for Harry to kick some Snape ass. Oh well, life goes on and there is the year 7 book to look forward to; not only that, but also the next Potter movie. Can't wait!

OMG! JK Rowling really knows how to keep you on the edge of your seat waiting for the final book to come out. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Go check out The Leaky Cauldron, it's one of the best places for Potter info.

I can't wait for the final book... I'm repeating myself. Must bang head against brick wall. Freaking, Ouch! Ok, never mind that hurt too much.

Me forget to blog-a-log

Me been a bad blogger. Me forgets to post info about me's doings. Mes thinks master should leave me to the Orks.

New Job

I have a great new job now. I involves one of my favorite things... Cars!

Need to wax my new Mustang. "Huh? new Mustang you say?" Yes, Get a new job and get a new car. Life is sweet. Ok, so not a sweet as a donut, but you get the point.

Want to crawl out of my skin

Ever been so completely bored at work you just wanted to peel out of your skin and run around the office screaming as you drip blood from your exposed muscles and bones?

No? Maybe it's just me...

I saw a squirl

My ultimate goal with my friends is to get everyone to think I've gone insane. To a degree it is beginning to work. I must be mindful to not make them think I'm weird. It is a fine line of distinction. luckily my efforts are beginning to work.

Side note: Ever have one of those lingering farts? I think I've permanently burned the stank into my office chair. Damn it! it stinks! luckily there was no brown spots in the ol' shorts. *whew*