Special for the day

I was buying lunch at a Teriyaki place. I know better to get lunch from there but my coworkers insisted we go. (Ever noticed how Koreans are very good at cooking delicious Teriyaki, yet Japanese aren't very good at it.)

Ok, on to my story. The fellow at the counter speaks extremely broken Engrish. Not funny broken Engrish... more of the marbles in mouth and drank a six pack o' beer type of Asian Ingreish. I really like the guy but feel more sorry than amused. Well, the special for the day was Chicken Curry with noodles. You would think this would be easy to say... well you'd be mistaken.

Chicken Curry Noodles came out as Chikin kuddy Doodoos... I kid not. Actual quote "No rice, has doodoos" Has what? "Doodoos in kuddy"

I just peed my pants.