Cracker Dust

Oh poop! I had put some of those handy-dandy saltine cracker serving size packets in my coat pocket with the intent to snack on them when I get the nibbles. Well, that was about a week ago. And, wouldn't you know it, I forgot they were in there. I've been sitting on my jacket and throwing it here and there; all the while those wonderful saltine crackers have been pummeled into dust.

There's nothing wrong with the contents of the packets mind you. It's just... do I want to have a mouth full of dry mush to chew on to alleviate my hunger? Tis the quandary I pose to you...